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All I can remember was I was watching the Telly… I just came back from my dull minimum waged job. Pushing forward to the Christmas Rush. What a bore!

Ohh… How tired was I…

It was …. or was it?
“, “Here I was, jammed straight to my fab, surrounded by servers, gaming consoles and boxes over, with a huge plasma screen in front of me.. enjoying what is left of my joy in life.

Gosh I thought. Must I work this hard to give 40% of my effort to the scandalous government and another half of it going to my ex-wife! What am I thinking? I live off a basement in a 3 storey building where the ground floor is a Chinese Takeaway shop called Fortune Delight. The toilet,shower,basin in a small six-by-four cupboard. No kitchen. o�nly a single window to the outside world; seeing people walk by in the busy streets of River Medway Pavillion. I sleep o�n my racks of towering PCs which I use to host my Gaming bots; o�nly with a three-inch thick foam mattress without any heating whatsoever, illuminated o�nly by a single 40 watt bulb! What did I do to deserve this life?

I slowly wandered off into the twilight, and all I heard last …. was a buzzing sound. Must be from the heat exchanger I thought, ….’beeep…..beeep…..beeep…….beep,brip-pip-beep’ … Must be a server overload and nah..forget it …it will reboot itself. I need my sleep. I’m o�n double shifts again.

Bright lights….and all dark… Sirens everywhere, of the ambulance and fire engines screaking away.
Silent. All of a sudden, it was silent.

Was I dead? Is this the after life. Should have added more money to the charity box and the power meter I thought. But I wasn’t moving. Yet I feel no hunger. As if I was floating about. A blue sphere. Like the structure of the Protons and Electrons with it’s epochs circulating em.

Darn! Next time no more having those cheap Chinese Ginseng wine with Redbull. Yet… I napped off.

“, “0″, “108″, “8″, “azrin”, “These arethe vovages of myself o­n board the Universal Nebular Station (UNS) Slipstream XPress.
I have no mission. I don’t want to seek no new worlds, nor of being a hero.