Newsflash: Bird flu detected in Florida. Millions Infected. Big Bird ‘Ted Murphman’ Culled.

I just can’t help laughing at myself and be a jack of an ass today after I saw a huge sickly chicken on top of PayPerPost’s CEO and everything man, Ted Murphy who don’t look that well after spending the whole night couped up in the office working with the chain gang of development crew, and caught a great bug thanks to an infection from Bill Gates @ Microsoft and Internet Explorer.

Yeah, with a QUARANTINE ORDER aka CURFEW in place at some places of Malaysia due to the outbreak of H5N1 Bird Flu Virus (Avian Influenza), it’s not a laughing matter for some, but with regards to the picture of the bird on top of his head… looked really really sickly..and the look of Ted with a runny nose due to the stressload of jetsetting budget airline jumping and boarding from North to South, and having to deal with monkeys like me …bad pressing their Public Relations, I can imagine what will be the next headline be:

Worst Blogger of the Century CULLED.

Yeah…me, being a carrier for almost all the infestations…which off topic, the CDC found out that I had SARS a year before the outbreak happened!…and I am a walking germ bomb. So.. now, Ted… this is just a pick of the week, and for you to mention me in the TownHall without me present.

BTW, Are you going to Gatecrash NUFFNANG’s FOOD LOFT party on the 23rd June in Penang?? Just wonder..so I can get my NTV7 news crew ready..or at least BizNews from the National TV, RTM and Channel News Asia… I just love the exclusive scoop!Imagine the revenue I’ll get that week…..from Google.

Like I said… you should have a sign saying : H5N1 virus free! Better get some sleep.

And Just for Laughs…..like a friend who operated New and Trendy BBS, Vicknesh Ramachandran ever said to me…it takes a huge fool to know a smaller one..and me a monsterous clown!

PS: Did I see my ugly ogre face up on front page..with the top rates about?