Monday Blues

What else to say but monday blues?
Ghost Stories?
Hantu?
National Service did I mention…or did you know I was a KENG KIA?
TIA! I’m gonna really BITE YOU!
Why? Cos U don’t wanna sleep after you woke up at 2AM!
Oh yes.. Athira Baby didn’t wanna sleep… changed nappy… and still cry? Why? Tummy Ache? Maybe… but was all ok when I placed her on my bed…. and she started to be a baby again.. PLAY TIME!
Gosh..this little Tia …is a real TIA!

What can I expect of babies? The bundle of Joy and loads of fun..and pain..
Imagine how I was a dweep when I was younger….till now.. heh heh.

Nothing much happened today..except that I went to work…
Bills to pay..and Ann-Marie (my landlady) came for her bills and stuff… and telling me she wanna get someone to see the kitchen so they can plaster up the place properly. About time…but I reckon it is just hype…. a year on we lived here..nothing been done. Nadda!

So what else is new? Singapore StraitsTimes said there is a new Agency for Overseas Singaporeans…. called Overseas Singaporean Unit (OSU?) …seems to be another hype to me… like Contact Singapore…and the other bits….. another propaganda to monitor what monkeys (deserters and chao-keng NSMen ) like me do and Go about.

Hmmn… Go Figure… Election year remember?! Give freebies…. goodies… what bollocks. I’ve still to claim Athira’s Baby Bonus of S$3000! Too lazy to claim the paperwork… so much hassle. Maybe when I get back home….that is IF I Don’t kena Pao again for something silly I might have done.. like complaining about the PAP or NS Reservist Dodging….. heh heh …. Did I mention I Chao Keng (escaped by swindling) by getting myself downgraded to PES E9L1[P]…..

Yep! That’s a P behind the E9L1…meaning PSYCHATRIC CASE… due to Complex Incomplete Personality Syndrome.. aka Creative Smart-Ass Who Talks To Himself!
Don’t blame me… saw so many things happening when in Army…. So many Hantu (ghosts) and things from that SAFTI TOWER….

Can Go Crazy if U were in my shoes… well, my Logistics Assistant’s Understudy did got himself admitted to BuangKok (WOODBRIDGE HOSPITAL) cos he really went cuckoo..!… that was after a month in my unit. Told him that place was a nutter!

Could carry on rambling about those incidents during my guard duty times in SAS… heh heh ….seeing a soldier jogging ….. the only thing strange was he was only wearing a PT SHORTS, and that’s it…. and the fact that we went THRU the GateBarrier that we were locking… and got that driver who was talking on the fone with his gerl while smoking a real heart attack…and the fact everyone got sick for a few days after that…and landed me in TTSH (Tan Tock Seng Hospital) for SARS like fever…and later refered to CDC (Communicable Disease Center) cos I ran up a high fever of almost up to 40′c at nite and normal temperature in the day…

Those were the days…

Oh did I mention I wrote a complilation of Ghost Stories of Singapore many years back… while I was still in Secondary School?

Should rewrite them here…and maybe send these manuscripts to a publisher I suppose.. write a good complicated ghost story…

Not to mention the time when I was placed in custody at SPD (Selarang Prison Drug Rehab Center)… for soem stupid things I did when I was in army..
As they say..what goes around ..comes about…to haunt you.

Think about that when U wanna KENG ABIS (fiddle to the max)… as things can still backfire when U think U R long gone away from the hustle.

Note: To write some of the ghost stories in Tanah Merah Besar here….
To pen down those stories about in TMP and SPD.
And of those days when I was in Madrasah……

Amin.