Something is a bit X-Rated.
Well, kinda, when you think along the lines and how did I manage to destroy my Super King Divan Set (just the Divan) which we bought in 2003 from the Co-Op in High Street Gillingham, Kent.

Well, the mattress is still A-OK, *(10 years warranty on that) ,but with a Super King bed, I need new Divan, thus I hit upon Best Choise Furniture offering cheap divan bed.

So, all I want is a new Divan with the drawers OK.

Well,there is a huge range of Divan I want, and I thik, I have to give the Divan a miss instead and opt for the Brass ones, cos, it’s about £300 quid , which is as much as what we paid for the whole set.
Hmmn, can U do a flat pack, so I can ship to Malaysia?? heh heh heh.

Maybe with the Four Poster Bed, but they don’t do in Super King. and Super King is 6″6′ x 7″…which is HUGE!

Hmmmn…. Let me think…
I sure need a new one….

And if you are thinking dirty, yeah…kinda…cos of that, we have Tia…and Now…tia Loves to jump up and down the bed.

And, THEY TAKE PAYPAL!! Yes…so I can use my PPP earnings for this. Yes!
Have a look..k? I mean it!

So , OK, I was a bit nasty….but seeing this every night does you to the bed…
Like what I was saying before.

To the PPP: Does this fancy the post abit?

Well, surely she will love to be lying down on this nice four poster bed, so comfy and stylish.

Well now, don’t get your mind all wet up, cos we are here to talk about beds, and I’m not talking about Beds Direct or Heli-bed, the Same Day Delivery guys just off the back door at my home in Chatham,Kent. Their beds are VERY STUDY, unlike those cheapskate ones at Bensons for Beds (Yes I worked as a Delivery HGV Driver there for Brook Street). These ones are really study cos I know it perfectly. Imagine having to put a load of 200KG on the Single Bed …plus we 4 blokes jumping up and down? Sure Praaak! Right?? Nay..it still stands firm.

Anyway, give em a calling, cos it’s covered by a 30 day money back warranty!

I give them a PayPerPost’s 5 Tacks! Cos I tried it before. Honest.