Flunked it!

Aiyoh! Someone did pao toh huh? So ….I did take a RIDING PRACTICAL TEST today…at Jimat Canggih in Kulim…you know the JPJ test…..and yeah.. the Yamaha Virago is a piece of rubbish machine that is supposed to be scrapped. Yeah… throttle jammed up….. timing not tuned up… and machine judder like crazy!

Yeah…I flunked my test….mainly due to me not able to brake properly during the sharp turn (selekoh tajam) and my feet touched the ground.

How can they give the candidates machines that are a real piss?! Ooh ..I was not the only joker there. Vicknesh..the earlier candidate STALLED HIS ENGINE after the obstacle course on the road (jalan raya) while turning the bike! What a shame…but he passed! Me? FLUNKED!…even with some ciggy money thrown in (so what they instructors said)….

Mainly…I flunked cos my narrow course (titi) was at 6.50secs which was just 0.10 secs off. Hey… that is just a technical right? How accurate can that be?? DURGH!

Oh bugger..that’s another $50 down the drain …having to sit for another test at the end of the month! Just waste my time..that’s it…..

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6 Responses to 'Flunked it!'

cindy - May 14th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Aiyo, sorry to hear about that. But I heard it’s not easy to pass a bike test. I know someone who failed like 5 times! LOL. Then again, why give an old bike? Purposedly wanna make people’s life tough issit?

Good luck in your next test.
George - May 14th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
well said cindy there must be a reason for the old bike He HE - anyways best of luck the next time around.
bismut - May 15th, 2007 at 1:05 am
Goshh! They are still using the same old bike?..I took the test 10 years ago but during that time, it was a brand new Yamaha Virago. I managed to pass the test only on the second attempt. So, good luck to you.
weirdoux - May 15th, 2007 at 2:37 am
hi bro…

they give an old bike?
now that’s what they called it a business, and that 10 seconds also included in on of their “ordering” laaa…..
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Ibrahim - December 7th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Hey there, thanks for sharing your experiences. Stumbled across your blog while ‘googling’ for “fail JPJ test”. Actually I passed my riding test at first attempt but my younger brother wasn’t that lucky that he failed (not of his fault, I’ve been told). Anyway, I failed my driving test (for personal reasons). Just some tips, next time, when you want to register for driving lessons, go directly to the place that you’re going to be tested so you’ll get used to the place - and you need to remember few roads and steps. Good luck in the future!