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Every Visit Counts

Thursday 13 December 2007 @ 8:46 pm

Well, Each visit works out to an equivalent of 0.1c worth of income. Every CPM is about 1c. Every Click is at least 20c! Did you know that?

Well, with NuffNang, every CPC ads display gives you a step closer to more money. Getting the traffic is another issue which I will explain on Christmas (my treat!!). Don’t believe that each click works out to 20sen/Cent (approx USD 0.10 per click) which is fair. I saw people having GUINESS STOUT Ads! I don’t mind that much, as long as it’s NOT POKER, CASINO or Online Gaming, as I will get into HUGE trouble if I do so, because I have a US Host and I am liable for Laws in Michigan which Bans Gaming. Same even if I have a presence in LAS VEGAS!

So, Adbrite paid me 0.1 US CENT per visit. Every time you see a FULL PAGE AD, I get another tenth of a Penny. I don’t get paid if you sign up, but eventually, you need an average network wide of 100 visits a day! That much?! How..as many content as possible. As Much as Possible. Knowledge is Power. And Power is Fame..if you share the Wealth of Knowledge. People will love you and come back. I see that. Thank you.

So, Every Little Helps..and don’t ask ASDA (my BOSS) for sponsorships!




Humba Hamba Hee Hee Hee

Thursday 13 December 2007 @ 4:15 am

Thee.well, I had a mate who was from Down Under, a Kiwi actually, not that Kiwi Bird but someone from New Zealand South Island. Mentioning New Zealand, will remind youthat the population ratio of 20 : 1 which 20 SHEEP to every Human living on that Southern Most area habitable in the Australian Continent. Common sense will tell you that Wellington (The paid of Wellys aka Rubber Boots) is the capital of the North Island and Christ Church is the capital of the South Island.

However, one must not forget the attractions of Auckland. The coastal railroad view is absolutely a view to die for in the summer months and take the inter island ferry, which takes about 3 hours on the Super Ferry.

Alot of movies were shot there, namely Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and alot of local Malaysia Serial TV Dramas like Cinderella, Redup Kehidupan and what nots, which are showing of the rich and poor. Anyway, I want to get down there….as it’s SUMMER NOW, unlike the British Summer,it’s really warm and nice…less abit of rain. Tia sure to love the islands anyway, and the accommodation is not that expensive, starting from NZ$70.

So, what or where are you going to head down now??




Thank You God

Tuesday 11 December 2007 @ 6:55 pm

God Al-Moghty, Ruler of the Universe.
Thank You for your Grace and Blessings.
For I am just a humble servant, Ignorant of Thee
For Forgive my sins, of my own kind,
And Guide us, to the Light
Blessed by Thee.

There is only One God.
The Ruler Of Mankind,
The Living, and the End
La Illa Ha Illalah.

I am answering to your call.
Allow me to be received in Your Grace
And Cleanse me of my sins.
Thank You God, whatever it is.

To all Muslim, Salam Aidul Adha.
It is on THURSDAY 19th December as the Wukuf had been brought forward by the Grace of the Al-Mighty, The All Knowing.

Bless You All.Muslims and Mankind.




I lost my number…..

Tuesday 11 December 2007 @ 5:32 pm

Poor me.
I lost my London Number because of the disagreement with SKYPE and Talk Business GCI Communications. I paid a sum for that special number and now.. BOO HOO…I have to pay extra £5 a month just to have that number back??

As it is, that is basically illegal! It’s like asking you as a BT Customer to swap numbers just because they don’t agree with your SKY Connection on their line. What the fish? Anyone good in the Communications Law wanna take this down to court?




License Here…License There

Monday 10 December 2007 @ 1:32 pm

Silly Singapore Bureaucracy wants me to pay and pay for everything even though I am just a Ghost in the country. You see, I have to declare I am running a Business because I am a Singapore Citizen NOT RESIDING IN SINGAPORE aka Non Residing Citizen.

So by law, I have to say this:

I am Azrin Bin Abdul Majid
I am Trading as IEXPLOREASIA MEDIA in Singapore and IEXPLOREASIA MEDICAL GROUP in the United Kingdom with Branch and Presence in Europe , United States , Malaysia and Singapore.

I am registered as a Legal Firm offering Professional Consultancy on the Matters of Intellectual Property Rights and International Corporate Law Arbitration in the Presence of the Internet.
I am registered under the following registration Codes:

United Kingdom (Europe) : GB 823680232
Singapore (ASEAN) : 53106289M
Malaysia : 652297W
United States : LANSING MICHIGAN, EIN 20-xxxxxxx (not to be displayed by law)

By law, I have also display my call sign, but the call sign is now being changed due to the change in licensing regulations.

So what Gives?!




There goes my hard drive

Sunday 9 December 2007 @ 1:28 pm

Yeah…my new 250GB Seagate Server hard drive gone …. I had some ups and downs with it for a while now…but this time…it’s too much for me ….

So,everytime I popped it into the USB port, I get the blue screen of death…and I am wondering..how on earth will I download the pictures and databases in there…??
Good Question.

Hopefully I don’t have to send it to a recovery lab…




Code is just pure Poetry

Sunday 9 December 2007 @ 5:39 am

Well, when things work proper, it’s like a symphony, with all the codes singing in pure Poetry. Just as you click on HTTP , there is more than code in the P#. Be it httpD, Apache, PHP, and then it loads with SQL in the Codex in C and you see it’s in the WP.

Well, to those who are not getting it, to show the NUFFNANG SQUARE ADS in between the Posts, but we want only an AD after the post, not on all posts. So what do you do, that little that you know in the HAVE_POST loop in the INDEX.PHP, you can specify that something happen with a little twist. It’s the array of $post==$posts[x] where x is the number of post AFTER the FIRST TOP POST. The First post is called $posts[0]

So in Essence, you place this in your INDEX.PHP BEFORE the comments popup link.


    
	  
  



	

You can replace the NUFFNANG with Adsense or YouTube.

For others, it MAY work better if it does not have the decommenter, so it may be coded with a echo ' ‘; right before the close php.




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