In the end..there can only be one..and I am feeling the heat that if I get to go to PostieCon, I might have my head chopped off by sheer cunningness…..

Anyway… just go and vote for me…at least We get to go to Florida for holiday!Thanks to PostieCon and PayPerPost.

Vote NOW!!(feels like I’m on American Idol!)

Notice to all Meme Friends…. all my links and posts are now Do-FOLLOW so if you comment on them or mention my link / deep link , and a trackback is made, your site will get the karma from me and my chain gang.

Remember that!

I’m doing this pitch for VH1 at 4 am in the morning, coming down with a lousy cold, basicly waiting for the $1000 TUESDAY! Well, I missed it, the $1000 to Denise, but payperpost is always making me busy, thinking and while I am the worst blogger of the year, I want free publicity…on TELLY.

Just like Microsoft and Bill Gates trying to squeeze in, so are Ted Murphy aka MURPHMAN (sounds like a porn star eh?) and his PayPerPost crew! They revolutionised Advertising by taking the plunge and being a leader. I am sleepy hollow publisher and thanks to them and the traffic they brought along with it, especially during HP Scavenger hunt, I took in huge amounts of sales and affiliate checks ever since then.

I may be the worst blogger of the year and I know I am betting on a sure win. See them thru, help them on their way, and let the small fry earn big time (us bloggers). Help more of us get thru college too, and though it’s only 4 months I am with them, I raked in $5000 with $1500 average, which is huge deal for me here…being on a pension (war veteran) by sitting on my bum and churning out ideas and themes to pitch with.

SO HERE IT IS….my Mobile Video taken with my trusty Motorola C975 (I trust AMERICAN TOO! Though I may slam some…)

[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/q55jm0QZVco" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]

Now…where can I get that $1000 opp???

Again. This time it’s Not PAYPERPOST fault, but rather the Telekom Malaysia having loads of problems with them opening too much ports for ADSL but insufficient IP ADDRESS to allocate to the users. Why? Seems someone at the management level is sleeping on the job again, like any other, and not doing a proper planning. A whole network can be allocated IP Ranges of 60.50-60.70,and 219.90-219.96.255.255

Ouch! What are they thinking?!

You know I filed my tax returns and every year, I TRY and avoid as much tax as possible on my income. What really gets to me are those hefty Bank Charges they smack on you for being on the dot / spot on amount on your direct debits when it failed, especially when a cheque gets cleared at 5 am in the morning and they took the money out at 1 am from BACS, causing you to either get a RETURN DIRECT DEBIT FEE or a FORCED UNAUTHORISED OVERDRAFT compliments to the time lapse. I get smacked every other month, about £35 for a 1p shortfall which I must say, is a killer for my bank account.My current accounts are always overdrawn because of such and ever since all these huge mega mergers of banks and building societies, we are getting a run for our money. Not us, they running off with OUR hard earned cash. Thus why I don’t trust direct debit. I would rather pay thru Internet Banking using my Savings Accounts which pays extra high interest and no Direct Debit etc and saving me on my charges. The best part is, even this Thrifty Scot did not pick up on the 18% interest/return on the the Islamic Banking Mudabarah Savings accounts where we commit x amount a month to save at a minimum of £25 just like Halifax Bank of Scotlands WebSaver and E-Saver deals, but far higher. To the extent that ALOT of the home owners are taking a full refinancing at 125% leaving a negative equity placing their money in savings accounts that pays super high! Interest Only Mortgage is about 4.5% and with even at 8% regular eSaver, they make about 3% nett, which is alot of dosh!

Run with your money and save for a rainy day!

That got you going right? Nah.. I WON”T have the chance to hit out on the $1000 deal on Payperpost tuesday, but one thing for sure, I clocked $5031.99 since 23 Dec 2006 on PayPerPost and yeah… I’m not just for PPP, I have so much advertisers which I have to serve now. Seems that the worst blogger of all time get me the favorites for a good long short bet for best exposure by advertisers.

Now that I have over 517 advertisers signed up..I haven’t got a clue where to place their banners! Yikes!

Hey, I’ve completed my Annual Inland Revenue from the Her Majesty’s Inland Revenue today and honestly I was quite pleased with myself as I have actually got myself a Tax Return with a negative return, meaning , a refund is due to me. How pleasing can that be huh?? That was plain simple and all it took from me was about 8 minutes of my time.That is thanks to the slow loading of the internet server on the UK site which is darn typical of the English!

Anyway, after all that, I took on my full set of returns and downloaded a localised copy of the form for my own record just in case I need to revert back to it. Remember, I am a forgetful person and surely I don’t want anyone to pry their eyes on how much I earned tax free last year, especially with the family!! Heh Heh. Thanks to an old Friend….yes..I call it an old friend, Mr PK ZIP , things are made much more secure for me. I can do an old school method from my command line using PKZIP -EX -F (plus a few other fields you don’t wanna need to know) to secure the zip file with a 3DES RSA SHA1 MD5 algorithm which basicly is almost impossible to crack even for my friends at NCIS and those at former NSA! Almost, if you know how my mind works that is.

Anyway, with SecureZIP - The next generation of ZIP, things just gets better. I don’t need a PGP key or what messy thing to digitally sign my email messages to all my users online. Which is why I don’t get my emails into your SPAM LOGS! The great thing about this new PKWARE is that it’s FREE just like old times, without the shareware nag or us having to take a crack at the nag so it will go away like WinZIP or so, and I’m honestly saying …is simply great!

I’m an old school hacker, cracking my computer to go faster since the generation of BBS which was think 1989 when I started to thread in this ‘evil’ deed, but I say…it’s fun.It’s same old PKWARE with added dash of spices and loads of tricks up their sleeves!

Anyway, visit them at www.securezip.com to get your free download!

This message will self zip your gob in about 20 seconds if you don’t download it!
Thee heee heee…..or you have to perform another Evil Meme!